::cacat::

bile pelik dan jelik bersatu.macam irama dan lagu.maka wujudlah simfoni sumbang.otak terpaksa berfungsi.dalam keadaan tidak waras.akibat ketagihan lagu yang kronik.lagu menjadi racun.menjalar.dalam pembuluh darah.membunuh.benih-benih akal.lalu muncullah simptom RETARD.

ps:enjoy tengok ugly betty.=]

::dah.jangan tag aku lagik wida!::

1)Write five (5) interesting facts about the person who gave you this award.

::GEDIK lebey.

::kuat nanges.

::chubby

::suke sepah barang.

::suke beli megi tapi tak makan.

::suke paksa-paksa aku bagi nafkah sama dia.

2) Jot down ten (10) interesting facts about yourself or your hobbies.
::suka sama didie saja.

::suka makanan itali

::suka sushi

::suka tengok tv.

::seperti maya..saya juga menuntun redtube.pornhub.

::saya ramai boyfriend dari girlfriend.

::saya juga suka shoppink.

::movie.movie.movie.

::suka teater.

::suka hangout dengan kawan-kawan dan berjalan-jalan.

::suka kawan-kawan saya.=]

3)Pick your ten (10) most deserving receipients and describe them.
::ada aku kisah??

::jangan biarkan hidop anda diselubungi misteri::

oke.baru-baru ni ada satu kes seram berlaku kat zaba.merangkap mantan kolej aku.erkk.silap.silap.sem depan aku akan kembali ke zaba lagik.oke.aku hangen.ngan amin.sebab dia reject aku pas satu sem aku di sana.sangat hampeh.

chup.chup.aku bukan mau cite sal pertukaran aku ke kolej-kolej tersebut.selasa lalu.masa kami dak-dak KTR ngah sebok-sebok serba serbi untuk show festival teater selangor.wani telah menyampaikan berita gempar.sorang dak pompuan master kimia.MATI.sebab pe??ntah aku pon tatau.echa dato' cakap membe dia kata dak tu mau g sahur.then da lama maseh tak pulang-pulang gak.tahu-tahu.je.da mati.kat parking lot blok C.uish.ngeri.ngeri.dalam paper cakap dia mati sebab terjatuh from bangunan.tingkat 4.akibat??dikejar lembaga.ntahla.sangat misterilah.oke.mari panggil UNCLE SEEKERS.sebab beliau sangat obses kot ngan bende-bende mistik nie.pe agaknye komen uncle ye???

yeah.disebabkan berita ini jugaklah.banyak mesej yang aku terima bertanyakan hal perempuan terbabit.malahan.siap bagi nasihat agar menjaga diri.dan.berhati-hati.hurm.pada yang maseh mengingatkan kau tu.aku ucapkan banyak2 terima kasehlah ye?siyes.aku dalam keadaan trauma skang.takot bodo.dulu xrumet aku cite sal antu endon.nyanyi2 lagu sephia sambil membilang selipar kat lua yang bersepah-sepah tu.kepala dok lepak baek punya kat tingkap membe dia yang nga stadi.pergh.tambah ngan cite nie?cane aku mau tido sane??erk..

ps:kepada encek pengurus kolej amin.sila ambil aku kembali sebagai warga amin.aku tamao jadik warga zaba.pls.pls.

::karma bukan kurma::

kau percaya karma tak??oke..aku percaya..

padan muka kau.kau potong que aku.kau tinggal anak kau kat belakang.ahahhha.aku suke.aku mahu menari samba tengok kau.cuak.ahahha.cuak kau anak kau tinggal kat belakang.tu lah.mak bapak anta kau gi skola.suh kau jadik pandai.nanti dah tua-tua cam skang takde la kau bangang sangat.kecik-kecik tak mau mampus.dah tua-tua menyusahkan orang len.

oke.kau tua.aku muda.kau cakap aku kurang aja.kurang aja kau pulak??penah kau amek kira?? penah kau kesah kau kurang aja ngan aku??tak penah kan??so??"orang tua dihormati..orang muda disayangi"..aku cakap :pegi mati sama kau.orang tua jahanam.tawu potong que saja.kau ingat aku suka tayang muka depan bas.que panjang.berdiri lama-lama tunggu pintu bas bukak.pastu senang-senang kau mau potong line??tatau adap kah kau?? dah bape lama Tuhan kasik kau bernafas atas dunia ni??sampai adap sopan santun kau ntah ke mana-mana.kat orang cam kau ke yang aku nak show some respect??

so..tu lah karma kau wat hari ini.terima kasehla sebab potong que aku tadi.naseb kau lah sakai. aku tak kan pernah mahu kasihan dan respect sama orang yang macam kau.bia lah orang mahu cakap aku kejam.zalim.takde perasaan.sebab aku memangtakde perasaan untuk orang yang macam kau.pompuan tua bangang.bodoh sombong.ah.benci kau.

ps:"kau" dalam cite ni adalah pompuan.tua.achi.oke?pissed off.

:: fuck achi si pemotong que::

::result..jeng..jeng..jeng..::

get to know myself better:-

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:

You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

Your views on education

You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

the clothes im wear:-

What others see from your style

Although to the untrained eye you may seem like a plain dresser who avoids trends, you actually wear carefully designed accessories and clothes that emphasize your uniqueness. You value your freedom and have an artistic mind. You are neither aggressive nor timid, but you believe in yourself.

What your nightclothes reveal

You are friendly and always in good mood. You are candid and helpful, and can be sexy at times too.

What others see from your ties

You enjoy being alone. You like to life the simple but good life, and you cherish your freedom. You are thoughtful, confident and uninterested in glamour.

What others see from your belts

You are a lonely and demanding person. You are hardworking as well as intelligent, and can be passionate when in love.

What others see from your shoes

You are a person who loves simplicity and is sincere and open. You are pleasant to be with, easygoing and always in a good mood. You neither want to control nor be under someone else's control. You don't care much about how you look, and know that it's what's inside someone's heart that's important.

What others see from your earrings

You are probably an independent and strong-willed person. Fairness is important to you, and you always stand up for what you believe in. You are friendly and get along well with people.

The last analysis

You are probably a romantic and passionate person. You are sensitive and lonely when you aren't in love. You can be somewhat self-centered, but you are honest and sincere to others. You like to make a good impression of yourself and worry about what others think of you.

how well i can get along with others:-

Here is the analysis:

You can make friends with anyone and are always interested in what people have to say, but you can also spend time alone quite happily and without getting bored. You don't overreact to things around you, and people consider you to be a bit of a cool cucumber.

my handwriting:-

Here is the analysis:

You are a sociable and outgoing person. You enjoy attending parties and seek attention from people wherever you can. The closer you place your words together, the more afraid you are of being left alone. Loneliness is your one great fear.

my jeans and personality:-

Faded and Worn Out Jeans

People who adore old worn out jeans show that they are just plain simple, down-to-earth persons who aren't hung up with money or status symbols.

my ice cream flavor:-

Mixed flavors

You are a negotiator. You'll do anything you can to avoid open conflict so you never start quarrels. You will give in when you think it's appropriate but you can be doggedly persistent when you know that justice is on your side.

the real me:-

Here is the analysis:

1. You've got great self-confidence and you're full of charm. Most guys who get to know you will be attracted to you. You are far from sweet and proper; your intriguing personality fascinates them. Most guys find it easy to fall for a girl like you.
2. You really care about other people's feelings and are quite serious about the issues that affect your life. You are sincere, and your concern for the well-being of others makes many people want to be your friend.
3. You strictly follow rules, and you expect other people to be the same as well. People can get tired of you easily, as you can make them feel a little guilty about themselves. You always make decisions on your own, and can be dismissive of other people's advice. You like to be the leader in groups, but can forget to be concerned about the people you are with.
4. Your peers think of you as a fun person, but sometimes you can be a little irresponsible. You can be somewhat childish, and can try to ignore the fact that you will one day need to really grow up and be a mature adult! Perhaps you could start reading good books; they might help you look at the world in a different light. You do want to be taken seriously, right?
5. Your boyfriend believes that you are a strong and independent person. Your confidence and cheerfulness make you an attractive person to be around, but sometimes you need to pay more attention to what other people, including your boyfriend, are thinking.

what does being a friend really mean to me:-

You value your friendships: 85%

You love your friends very much - so much so that it's actually quite a worry. You may not be able to cope very well when you do lose somebody's friendship. You are a very sensitive and fragile person, and are therefore likely to get upset easily. You care for your friends and are willing to do anything that they ask you to do. Sometimes this can make your friends think that you are a bit of a nuisance. Nevertheless, people do really love you because your highest priority is your friends.

type of personality did i have:-

Kind and Gentle

Your kindness is your charm - you are also gentle and sweet. Everybody likes to be around people with your personality. Like a psychologist, people like to talk to you to discuss their problems because you are proper and discrete, as well as confident. You look mature and people respect you. People with this kind of character are few and far between.